HOW DO YOU KNOW ONE WHEN YOU SEE ONE?
In a grand ballroom party, conducted by the Philippine Society of Collegesand Universities, the Chairman of the Board got curious to know whatparticular schools attended the big celebration.Therefore, he checked out the house where it was all happening. Guess whohe found and where he found them?
(Thanks to M!)
UP Diliman - everybody was lined up to the attic to have a fraternityritual
UP Los Banos - they were in the garden mowing the lawn
UP Manila - they were into "drugs"
Ateneo - they were inside the TV room with a microphone chanting the "BLUEEAGLE" spelling
La Salle - they were eavesdroppingSan Beda - some were beside the Ateneans while others were in the bedroomwith some Paulinians
St. Paul - they thought they were with the Ateneans
La Consolacion - they wanted to be the Paulinians
Holy Spirit - they want the Paulinians
Miriam - they were beside the room of the Ateneans . .. . like always
Assumption - they were inside the bathroom three hours already sincearriving
St. Scholastica - they were next in line for the bathroom
CEU - some were doing the dishes while others were busy with the laundry
St. Louis - they were in front of the air conditioner
UE - they don't know what an air conditioner is
UST - they were everywhere
FEU - they were nowhere
MLQU - Sob! They were not invited
San Sebastian - How the hell did they get past security?!
Letran - the Security
Mapua - they were fixing the leak in the roof
TIP - they were the ones who created the leak
NU - they were outside the house selling cigarettes
JRC - they were the ones buying the cigarettes
Adamson - they went to Luneta instead
Sta. Isabel - they were Adamson's dates
CRC - what the hell is this party for?
PSBA - what the hell is CRC?
NCBA - what the hell is PSBA?
AMA - they were parading with Jolina posters